An absolute classic! If you’ve ever wondered how to get rid of the annoying telemarketer, look no further. Watch Jerry Seinfeld’s brilliant response to a telemarketer (from his show that is). This I believe is even more fun than just being rude and hanging up (or serving a few lines from the “you-owe-me-5-cents” vocabulary).

By the way, can someone please translate this into Spanish - as I’m eager to try this on the next guy calling from one of the phone companies down/over here.

Well that’s not up to me to tell, but the following broadcast should give you a hint:

Take it for what it’s worth! Made me smile a Monday morning though

Whenever George Bush (U.S. President) is visiting or sending fellow Americans somewhere he seams to manage to start a war or at least some massive riots. One would think that a man with less than average education (and intelligence?) should not be able to have such a massive impact. Therefore I’ve asked myself the following question; Who’s really pulling the strings??

Which one would you like?

Wishing you all a good weekend with this little awakener…