Ted Goff, creator and maintainer of Newsletter Cartoons posted this hilarious comic today. For all you guys working in support; this is how you respond to those frustrated, irritated and/or annoying callers…

Simply the only answer that kills the conversation without you actually being rude (officially).

Sushi originated from Japan, but today many restaurants (and even office cafeteria) all over the world are serving this very tasty and healthy delicacy. The following “instruction video” in Japanese with English subtitles (to make it understandable…) guides you through the proper way to consume and appreciate this the Japanese way.

Now obviously this should be taken light-heartedly. Steps are described with such detail and other pointers are really humorous. And yes, some points may gross you out and may swear not to eat sushi again. But I assure you, this is a humour piece.

Came across “The Best Page In The Universe” yesterday and a hilarious post comparing the new iPhone with a Nokia E70. The author concludes “The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face“.

The language may be unsuitable to children below 13 but the point of the story is actually quite good. The whole site is actually quite good (hence the somewhat self-righteous title I suppose ) though it requires a minimum IQ of 20 (sorry Bush)…

Children, pre-teens and functionally retarded adults across America can sigh with relief: Their favourite boy wizard is back. But are kids, young adults and the mentally stupid Potter’s target audience any more?

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Before his sentencing earlier this year on a felony burglary conviction, Andrew McCormack filled out a form which asked for a “recommendation as to what you think the Court should do in this case.” The Montana man, 20, wrote, ” Like the Beetles (ops!) say, ‘Let It Be.’ “

Well, that response did not sit well with Gregory Todd, a 56-year-old District Court judge (and a strong Beatles fan). In a sentencing memorandum, a copy of which you’ll find below, Todd first corrected McCormack’s misspelling and then schooled the young defendant on the band’s discography. But in the end, Todd sentenced McCormack to just three years probation, and ordered him to perform community service and pay a fine.