Comments on: Steve Ballmer caught with a Mac http://blog.evaria.com/2008/steve-ballmer-caught-with-a-mac/ The personal pages Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:34:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Thomas http://blog.evaria.com/2008/steve-ballmer-caught-with-a-mac/#comment-45277 Thomas Wed, 07 May 2008 09:51:18 +0000 http://blog.evaria.com/?p=821#comment-45277 How do we know that yours isn't a fake... :) It wouldn't be the first time I've heard of Microsoft employees using a Mac. The only controversy is where this happened in my mind! How do we know that yours isn’t a fake… :) It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve heard of Microsoft employees using a Mac.

The only controversy is where this happened in my mind!

]]> By: steveballmer http://blog.evaria.com/2008/steve-ballmer-caught-with-a-mac/#comment-45189 steveballmer Tue, 06 May 2008 04:20:24 +0000 http://blog.evaria.com/?p=821#comment-45189 Mac on Podium, Proven Fake! Here's the Real Thing! The scandalous allegations by a couple of fakers that I used a Mac to run a presentation has been proven to be completely bogus! Here is the photographic evidence:My personal PI, Jack Stone, uncovered an unretouched copy from one of the culprit's personal computers (they have macs). PI Jack Stone gained entry into Paint.it.Black's trailer in the Sahddy Grove trailer park by posing as an exterminator, his final report says: "I pretended to be giving away my exterminatory services as a public service for the day, PIB was overjoyed! I convinced him he had to leave for a few hours while I fumigated the 12'x24'. The domicile was alive with vermin of all types, but, my objective was his computer. Per Mr. Ballmer's instructions, I cloned the entire drive and upon completion reformatted the original and installed Vista Home Edition via bootcamp. On my departure, I sprayed two full cans of Raid Yard Guard throughout the place, it didn't seem to do much good." The geeks here at MS retrieved this original photo from the clone. The resulting ORIGINAL photos clearly show I was actually using my Sony Viao! CASE CLOSED! CONTROVERSY OVER! URBAN LEGEND DISPELLED! Paint.it.black and Chubbystar, you both may yet be hearing from our lawyers soon! (That's if they don't call the local police department about some of the other more "disturbing" photographs we found first!) Mac on Podium, Proven Fake! Here’s the Real Thing!
The scandalous allegations by a couple of fakers that I used a Mac to run a presentation has been proven to be completely bogus! Here is the photographic evidence:My personal PI, Jack Stone, uncovered an unretouched copy from one of the culprit’s personal computers (they have macs).
PI Jack Stone gained entry into Paint.it.Black’s trailer in the Sahddy Grove trailer park by posing as an exterminator, his final report says:

“I pretended to be giving away my exterminatory services as a public service for the day, PIB was overjoyed! I convinced him he had to leave for a few hours while I fumigated the 12′x24′. The domicile was alive with vermin of all types, but, my objective was his computer. Per Mr. Ballmer’s instructions, I cloned the entire drive and upon completion reformatted the original and installed Vista Home Edition via bootcamp. On my departure, I sprayed two full cans of Raid Yard Guard throughout the place, it didn’t seem to do much good.”

The geeks here at MS retrieved this original photo from the clone.
The resulting ORIGINAL photos clearly show I was actually using my Sony Viao!

CASE CLOSED! CONTROVERSY OVER! URBAN LEGEND DISPELLED!

Paint.it.black and Chubbystar, you both may yet be hearing from our lawyers soon! (That’s if they don’t call the local police department about some of the other more “disturbing” photographs we found first!)

]]> By: Tommy http://blog.evaria.com/2008/steve-ballmer-caught-with-a-mac/#comment-45078 Tommy Fri, 02 May 2008 20:17:16 +0000 http://blog.evaria.com/?p=821#comment-45078 Are you sure this actually is his laptop and not the facilitator's? :-) Are you sure this actually is his laptop and not the facilitator’s? :-)

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